OTP Over the Hill

The end of this glorious experiment is certainly in site. But don’t cry for me. I do have another pair of pants around somewhere (I’m sure of it. Pretty sure at least.) For those of you keeping up on Facebook or Twitter I hope you are still enjoying the madness, and I will carry on bravely even as the precious hemp shielding my nethers from the harsh climes around me begins to unravel. And exactly that has begun.

Day 300 of wearing the same pair of hemp pants and spots on the thighs and above the knees are beginning to thin. The spots right above the knees are due to an odd fold that was in the fabric from the beginning. I’m convinced they wouldn’t be giving out now if it not for that. But the right thigh area is just from wear and tear. Plus a mongrel hound attacked me a few days ago and left a tooth puncture above the cell phone pocket. (A pox on thee, Cerberus, you hound of hell!)

Anywho. A few people have asked me over the last 300 days about having their own pair of OneTruePants. Tis an intriguing idea, and thus I am intrigued by it, intriguingly. Of courses I will continue to see if the Day 365 marker is still attainable. That has been my original goal. At that point I’ll have to consider more seriously if creating a sweatshop of lawn gnomes in the basement of my new house in Nampa, Idaho would be worth it.

Of course I’ll need at least one new pair of OTP for my own personal use (even if I don’t wear them everyday). So making a few others might not be too much of a stretch. If you stumble upon the OTP experiment here at this mostly static blog please check us out at on Twitter and Facebook. Just look for Onetruepants.